Army of Darkness
(Limited Edition Director's Cut)
(1993)
review by Head Cheeze
Let me get this out of the way. This is a review of
a PARTICULAR version of Army of Darkness, not THE Army
of Darkness. That review is HERE.
No, this is for the Director's Cut version, which at
last count, is the 5th DVD version of this film, and
at this point can only be considered another attempt
at bilking the legions of fans out of their hard earned
money. This is one of three copies I own, and I am not
buying anymore, even if the next one comes with Bruce
Campbells spleen encased in Waterford chrystal.
Now I could go on and give you the complete run down
about what this film is about, but odds are you already
know this, so I'm skipping right over to the review.
AOD, The Director's Cut, sucks. There, I said it. Send
me your hate mail, but I think deep down you feel the
same way and just don't want to admit it.
Now I'm not saying that the FILM sucks, mind you, I
am reviewing it's the presentation here. You see, my
problem is that this version is basically a hybrid of
the two disc special edition from a couple of years
back. That one gave us both the original, the directors
cut, the deleted scenes that make up the directors cut,
and a bunch of great stuff that should have been the
last edition released, period.
Instead, we have been given this version of the film,
with those deleted scenes inserted into the main body
of the original, and the results are beyond hideous.The
deleted scenes have not been cleaned, doctored, or color
matched, they are just stuffed in there, so that when
a "new" scene pops up it looks like one of
the outtakes on the Austin Powers discs, fuzzy, dark,
ugly, and incomplete. It's an unforgiveable thing to
do to the fans, because we basically created an empire
out of the Evil Dead trilogy through home video alone,
and there is more than enough money to go back and clean
these scenes up enough to make them less obtrusive.
Go watch it again, and you'll see what I mean.
In addition to the fact that these scenes are ugly,
they also show why they were deleted in the first place!
The segments involving Ash's (Campbell) Three Stooges
antics at the graveyard are stretched out to intolerable
lengths, especially since I felt that, at half the length,
they went on far too long in the theatrical cut. Raimi
and Campbell are obviously huge fans of the Stooges,
and that's great, but an homage is one thing, a full
on 20 minute segment is overkill.
While I prefer the Director's Cut ending over the S-Mart
conclusion in the TC, once again, this is presented
in a grainy, incomplete tack on and just infuriated
me. When I see DIRECTOR'S CUT, I expect a full blown,
hands on release,not the equivalent to a pirate copy
from a Sci-Fi convention. We do get scads of extras,
but nothing more than previous special editions, so
if you already have the two disc LE, or the single disc
LE, you're pretty much covered.
I know all of you probably bought this the day it came
out anyway, and you're probably getting the new Bruce
Campbell Bootleg version too, so the rich get richer
etc etc.......
Anchor Bay, please, I implore you....no more.