Mon Dieu!! The French poster for
DES SERPENTS DANS L'AVION!
Look at this, why doncha?? Look at the demonic look in Samuel Jackson's eyes as he zaps all manner of serpent with his trusty taser, while the passengers around him erupt into hysterics!! Oh, joy of joys, this poster WILL be mine.
Of course, it would be a hell of a lot easier if the U.S. poster was nearly as cool looking, 'cause I could bribe one of the local theater folk to set one of them aside for me. Instead, we get a somewhat blah action pose, with much less collateral damage.