"I don't want to be buried...in a Pet Sematary...I don't want to live my life a-gain...oh, no..."

Oh, Joey Ramone, you lyrical genius, you. Sure it's a stupid song, but I defy you to think of the name Pet Sematary and not have that ditty pop into your head.

Anyway, Bloody-Disgusting is reporting an odd, unconfirmed bit of news that they claim is 100% bonafide truth, and that is that George "Gets more pussy in a day than I'll see in my entire life" Clooney will be appearing in a remake of Pet Sematary.

Two questions:

1) Why?

2) Why?

No word on who Clooney would play, but my money's on the role of "old guy who comes over and has sex with the dude's wife". There's also no confirmation as to when (if) this film is going into production, but there is, at least, a script out there, co-written by Mike Werb and Michael Colleary. Those are the same turdburglars that wrote FACE/OFF, which is either great news or utterly devastating depending on whether or not you were completely high when you watched that movie or not.

You can read more (well, not really, 'cause I just told you everything) about it right here.