The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across
the 8th Dimension
(MGM Region 1 Special Edition DVD)
(1984)
review by Annoyed Grunt
There
are some cult movies that just don’t deserve
a cult. I’m not the type who loves a movie
because it’s so bad, but I can understand
why some people do. But what I can’t understand
is why some mediocre movies get to be so popular.
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th
Dimension is one of those movies. There’s
nothing massively wrong with it, but there’s
nothing right with it either.
Describing
the plot is a tall order for many reasons, partly
because little of it makes sense to begin with.
However, the main problem is that the plot is
so off the wall that you can’t help but
think it’s great. Trust me, I know first
hand. Loosely inspired by Doc Savage, Buckaroo
Banzai (Peter Weller) is a jack of all trades.
He’s a neurosurgeon, race car driver, scientist,
rock star and part time super hero. He and his
sidekicks have a direct line to the president
and even have their own comic book. The flim begins
with Buckaroo using experimental technology to
drive a rocket car through a mountain, thus accidentally
releasing alien prisoners from the 8th dimension.
But
he’s not the first one to try this experiment.
Among those who have tried it in the past is Dr.
Lizardo (John Lithgow). Lizardo was caught between
dimensions, went insane and became Buckaroo’s
arch enemy. So now Lizardo has teamed up with
the 8th dimension aliens to hatch some nefarious
earth shattering scheme that only Buckaroo
and his sidekicks can stop.
Well,
that’s the gist of the plot. There’s
also subplots including Buckaroo’s ex-wife’s
identical twin, War of the Worlds and a watermelon.
I’m sure Buckaroo fans will scream that
I butchered the plot, but I’m sure they’d
agree that the plot seems convoluted the first
time around. Hell, that’s probably why they
like it. I’m sure everything would make
a lot more sense the second time around, but I
was bored to death the first time. The plot can’t
be that great if I can barely remember it, right?
Surprisingly,
the special effects are decent for the era. They’re
not great, but they’re a lot better than
I was expecting from a cheap 80's film. But perhaps
it would have been more fun to see some pie plates
and fishing line. Despite the effects, the acting
is strictly an adventure in the 2nd dimension.
Peter Weller is slightly less cold and distant
than he was in Robocop. Lithgow is completely
over the top and everyone else barely registers.
Richter’s direction is bland and unremarkable.
Many of the action scenes are just games of tag
down long, nondescript hallways. Much of the potential
humour is ruined by his lack of comedic timing.
There
are many lines that sound good on paper, but don’t
really deliver on screen. “Wherever you
go, there you are” sounded great before
I actually saw the movie. There are a couple chuckle
worthy non-sequiturs and a heavily armed child
is always good for a laugh. The sad thing is that
this could have been a good film. A sequel was
planned, but was never produced due to a poor
box office showing. The script was retooled and
became Big Trouble in Little China. Now that’s
how you make a zany, off beat box office failure.
But W.D. Richter is no John Carpenter, Peter Weller
is no Kurt Russel and Buckaroo Banzai is no Jack
Burton.
The
movie is nothing special, but the DVD is a real
treat for fans. Treating the movie like it’s
based on a true story, you’ve got deleted
scenes, commentary and everything you’d
want on a DVD, except maybe a good movie to go
with it.
It’s
worth noting that this DVD isn’t available
in Canada, so someone had to expressly get it
for me while on vacation. I’m told it’s
due to some copyright issue with the music (Last
House on the Left has the same problem), but I
prefer to think otherwise. Since the US banned
Alberta beef, I like to think we decided to ban
overrated, crappy cult movies. Now if only Paul
Martin could get to work on The Rocky Horror Picture
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