Director
Lewis Teague brought us the classic Alligator
(and the not so classic Cujo), and the screenplayfor
Cat's Eye was written by Stephen King himself
so it looked pretty good for this anthology
movie. However there is a fundamental flaw
with the film. There's three stories and
one of them sucks big time.
These
are the three stories:
-
James Woods stars in Quitters Inc. which
was a King short story about the dangers
of smoking.
-
The Ledge. Another adapted short story
which (in asimilar vein to one of the
classic Creepshow vignettes) deals with
an act of revenge by a rich and cruel
husband.
-
E.T. phase Drew Barrymore stars in an
exclusively penned King story about a
little girl, a protective cat and the
little troll that lives in her bedroom.
Guess
which one sucks? Lol, you should know
already! What a shame. The first two stories
are great and the last one is awful. Ghoulies,
Critters, Troll, these type of films are
always horrible things. Gremlins being
the only exception to the rule that I
can recall.
Quitters
Inc. Now this was already one of my fave
King stories. Add James Woods as the star
and Lewis Teague as the director and I'm
a happy man. I'm also happy to report
that the cat wasn't really electrocuted
here. Or at least, so the commentary tells
us. James Woods contacts a "firm"
who specialise in helping their clients
to stop smoking for good. Using any means
necessary! Keep an eye for the very enjoyable
cigarette nightmare suffered by Woods
set to The Police's Every Breath You Take
single.
The
Ledge. Another classic short story. A
rich criminal husband in Las Vegas has
his revenge on the former tennis pro who
wants to leave with his wife, forcing
the poor guy to navigate the 5 inch ledge
all the way around the outside of his
apartment building. Unfortunetly whereas
the original story worked so well because
it was fascinating to read the thoughts
of a man struggling to survive, here,
we can only watch the physical activity
itself. It's still enjoyable though and
the effects used look pretty good.
The
General. Oh dear. All these stories are
linked by a cat who's well travelled to
say the least. Eventually he's taken in
by Drew Barrymore's family. The little
girl calls him "General" and
the cat saves her from a little troll
that appears at night in an attempt to
steal her breath. Just how much mouthwash
had King drunk when he came up with this
one?!
I
recall King saying that he would come
up with ideas and write them on to the
back of paper napkins or anything else
available at the time. This idea should
have been flushed down the toilet 'cause
it's pretty nauseating and it comes as
a real disappointment after the pleasing
first two thirds of the picture. Frustratingly,
it must have been very difficult for Teague
and his crew to make happen as well since
the actual creature effects are very impressive,
and it
also must have been extremely difficult
to get the cat to behave as it does. But
this "original" part from King
doesn't come across at all well. It's
a shame that another classic short story
couldn't have be
en adapted instead.
The
bottom line. An hour long decent King
adaption which is enjoyable bar all the
cat wandering parts. Then...well, the
troll effects are good even if that story
itself isn't.
This
region 2 disc offers an anamorphic print
with excellent picture quality and it's
certainly improved the film to see it
in it's original 2,35:1 ratio. And we
do get a commentary track by Teague which
whilst informative, quite often falls
frustratingly silent. There's 2.0 sound
only but the print quality helps me to
forgive that shortcoming.