Violence and Flesh

You'd think with all of these elements jumbled together that there is no way such a film would ever cohesively gel into anything remotely watchable. And you'd be right.

War of the Planets

"Written by Mike Conway, Directed by Mike Conway, Produced by Mike Conway, Cinematography by Mike Conway, special visual effects by Mike Conway, CGI sequence by Mike Conway, original soundtrack by Mike Conway, credits sequence by Mike Conway, stealer of 90 minutes of your precious life Mike Conway"

Zoltan: Hound of Dracula

"The family has now lost two dogs and they've only been camping for five minutes."